welcome to the board

my name is patty and i'm owned by an almost 10 year old golden retriever named diva and fred, a blk and white papillon who is a rescue and about 2 years old or so.i adopted him in may of this year. i look forward to "chatting" with you ....watch out for carol...she's a bit....well.......crazy and unpredictable sssssshhhhhhh don't upset her

OMGOSH, don't you believe a word of it. Let me see if I can help with introductions....Joe, well what can I say....he's a little OCD with spelling so just humor him when he corrects your spelling. Other than that, he's our Italian Stallion and shhhhh, don't tell him I told you but he looks GREAT in his speedo!!
Then there's Patty, she is a WILD WOMAN, always egging me on trying to create lotsa trouble. No worries, I am so much smarter than she, I just let her 'think' she's getting my goat

She's always a hootin' and hollerin' with Joe. The two of them keep Beau busy just keeping them in check.
Sauccy is awesome but she's in school trying to be smarter and it takes a heck a lot of her time. She'll likely be done the middle of this year if Joe n Patty will just leave her alone and let her study.
There's Louisa who somehow manages to stay sweet and kind to everyone even when we needle her. She's Beau's favorite, I'm sure

Sav is Beau's hubby and he created them there icons at the top that'll drive ya crazy after awhile cuz ya can't express yourself none. Don't be worryin' too hard on it cuz he's promised to change them soon and let us get in touch with our inner selves. He's a sweet guy too, and woa man is he good at remodeling a house!!!
Everyone else will likely introduce themselves shortly. Look out for Beau, she is our monitor and she must be nervous something awful as bad as Joe and Patty act. So far she hasn't cracked the whip down on them but likely it's a comin' soon.

You'll have lotsa fun here so go on over to the Non Dog board and chew some fat with us. Mightly glad to have ya aboard!!!!